I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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