You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
someone owes me an orgasm
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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