He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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