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So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just gargled with NyQuil
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