I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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