dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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