As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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