just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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