ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
