summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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