Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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