: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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