No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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