I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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