it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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