I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Can Purell be used as lube?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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