...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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