I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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