That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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