She's JV to your varsity
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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