You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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