She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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