I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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