just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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