Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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