we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just cropdusted the office
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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