It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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