its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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