She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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