Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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