You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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