Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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