addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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