so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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