Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
