I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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