We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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