Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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