Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My liver just had a heart attack.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Text me some of your sweat
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