She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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