we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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