i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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