I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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