I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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