sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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