therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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