Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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