Michael Bay diarrhea
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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