So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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