Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
