Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
