Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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