who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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