The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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