I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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