Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
